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Samantha Stainforth
04-23-2008, 18:51
Top Gear, love it or loathe it?

Sam
xxxx

kaity221
04-23-2008, 18:53
Kinda love it, but sometimes its a little boring.=]=]

Hamsterwaffle
04-23-2008, 18:53
Top Gear is without a doubt one of if not the best thing on TV.

make.me.smile
04-23-2008, 18:57
Top Gear is brilliant! How can anyone dislike it?? Plus, on my weekend home I discovered the Dave channel - love it!

Gotlieb Alexander
04-23-2008, 19:02
I like it appart from the slightly disturbing extend to which Clarkson loves engine noise

Cowgirl36
04-23-2008, 19:44
It depends what's happening in the show some are quite boring whereas some are very funny. My favourite episodes are when they sailed across the channel and the one where they went to america and got shot at. Also when they filled some cars with water to see if they leaked.

xvictoriax
04-23-2008, 21:56
The America one is hilarious and The winter olympics is quite funny.

An Enzo versus a ice skating speed skater thats quite good.

mo .R.
04-23-2008, 21:58
i love it really i love it!! its great !!!! haha i love there little missions like the one when they travlelled through the desert etc lol haha!
i also loooove pimp my ride i know im really sad but its great! :D :D

laura-hanna
04-24-2008, 07:41
I love it but there's someone I know that hates (How could you hate Top Gear?) So for his birthday were going to present him with all of teh Top Gear DVD's
I love it I sometimes watch it all day (Sad I know) :D

mypdavidsmith
04-24-2008, 13:44
I love Top gear as well. i got my name on the ticket list and its free lol i just got about 5 years to wait lol. and for the record it is the best thing on TV and i ahve to admit Jeramy clarkson is my idol.

Samantha Stainforth
04-24-2008, 15:38
I love it but there's someone I know that hates (How could you hate Top Gear?) So for his birthday were going to present him with all of teh Top Gear DVD's
I love it I sometimes watch it all day (Sad I know) :D

I know exactly who you mean *cough* Richard Moulson *cough*
I've got a bit of a cough at the moment

Sorry

Sam
xxx

EmmaGallen
04-24-2008, 15:44
Ok I don't really like it. I watch it with my dad or my boyfriend sometimes but the "and this car is ONLY £35 000" REALLY GETS ON MY NERVES.

:Vampiress:
04-25-2008, 12:12
Love it. I watch it every day on the Dave channel. Did anyone catch that trip to America they did? Through Alabama with 'man-love is okay' and 'NASCAR sucks' written on their cars?

Cowgirl36
04-25-2008, 12:58
Love it. I watch it every day on the Dave channel. Did anyone catch that trip to America they did? Through Alabama with 'man-love is okay' and 'NASCAR sucks' written on their cars?

Yeah, it's one of my fav episodes.

xvictoriax
04-25-2008, 13:33
My nan fancies Richard Hammond so i have to watch it.

I like it it creeps me out a bit though perosnally.

:)

magicman92
04-25-2008, 13:38
Love Top Gear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NZ80ch0bwI

Cowgirl36
04-25-2008, 13:44
Yh the american episode is on iplayer at the mo, my little bro has been watching it constantly!!

matt christodoulou
04-25-2008, 15:28
Top gear is mint with 3 mint presenters, Jeremy, Richard and Captin Slow. I watch it on Dave all the time. But, you need to love cars to enjoy it. If not, don't watch it.

Samantha Stainforth
04-25-2008, 15:30
Hiya

The american episode is class. They nearly get shot by the rednecks. Love " Man Love Rules OK" on Richard's car

Sam
xxxx

laura-hanna
04-25-2008, 18:26
I know exactly who you mean *cough* Richard Moulson *cough*
I've got a bit of a cough at the moment

Sorry

Sam
xxx

Sam's is completely correct we planned this and are going to do it what do you all think about super glueing people to chairs and making them watch it.?
What happened to Top Gear Dog?
Love the amphibious cars. Any of the daft challenges they get are hilarious
Laura-Hanna
:D :D :D :D

stripedback
04-27-2008, 11:05
Top Gear, love it or loathe it?

Sam
xxxx

I never got why people like top gear, it's just a bunch of sad men with middle age crisis trying out cars... not very funny, more sad than anything else :eek:

laura-hanna
04-29-2008, 09:20
How can people say that. It's not it's public infomation. And yes they have fun. But some of the challenges are classic

black_thirteen
05-10-2008, 14:48
'Love it or loathe it?' - is it even possible to loathe it? It's three men (well 2 and a hamster...) acting like little boys in a playground - how can you not love it? It's one of the best things that has happened to BBC and if they ever even dare to cancel it then I may have to kill someone...

black_thirteen
Unlucky for some...

'The unexamined life is not worth living' ~ Socrates

laura-hanna
05-10-2008, 14:52
Top Gear is one of the best programmes on t.v. today. If you don't like it then you should be strapped to a chair and made to watch all of the episodes until you like it.:p :D :p :D

I want them to come to power! Clarkson as PM, Hamster as Chancellor and May as Minister for justice and transport.

Samantha Stainforth
05-10-2008, 14:54
Top Gear is one of the best programmes on t.v. today. If you don't like it then you should be strapped to a chair and made to watch all of the episodes until you like it.:p :D :p :D

Exactly, where's Moulson when you need him?

Sam
xxxx

mo .R.
05-10-2008, 14:59
[QUOTE=laura-hanna;26020]Top Gear is one of the best programmes on t.v. today. If you don't like it then you should be strapped to a chair and made to watch all of the episodes until you like it.:p :D :pQUOTE]

hahah! well said its gotta be one of my top fav's lol :D

black_thirteen
05-11-2008, 12:15
I want them to come to power! Clarkson as PM, Hamster as Chancellor and May as Minister for justice and transport.

They sure would make a better government than our current one! Apparently Clarkson is going to make a rule when he's PM that we can't have doors on cars because 'it's just better' - the Green Party wouldn't be too happy about them though...

black_thirteen
Unlucky for some...

'The unexamined life is not worth living' ~ Socrates

Sonya
05-13-2008, 08:29
lovee it =]

xvictoriax
05-13-2008, 13:25
I Dont think he cares about what the green party thinks to be honest.

matt christodoulou
05-13-2008, 15:45
I Dont think he cares about what the green party thinks to be honest.

Well no, he dosen't, but who does? All you have to do is to go to China; they are much worse. WHICH THAT SHOULDN'T BE THE CASE.

rosieposey
05-13-2008, 18:21
Don't compare our country to China. If you do so, you'll think that there's nothing wrong with us and therefore give up on becomming a nicer country. We set our own standards.

M-lo
05-13-2008, 18:55
Top Gear and Fifth Gear are virtually identical... except Top Gear doesn't take itself seriously and spends more time doing brilliantly crazy challenges with cars rarther than reviewing them. Well, those are the good epsiodes. But that's why top gear is so brilliant- personally cars don't interest me at all.

magicman92
05-13-2008, 19:01
Top Gear and Fifth Gear are virtually identical... except Top Gear doesn't take itself seriously and spends more time doing brilliantly crazy challenges with cars rarther than reviewing them. Well, those are the good epsiodes. But that's why top gear is so brilliant- personally cars don't interest me at all.

Well, Top Gear has had two stints. In the 90's when Top Gear was cancelled, the BBC authorised Five to do their own version. Then Top Gear came back on :)

make.me.smile
05-13-2008, 19:37
Fifth gear is crap!!! You cannot compare it to Top Gear!!

Samantha Stainforth
05-13-2008, 19:41
Fifth gear is crap!!! You cannot compare it to Top Gear!!


Yeah, exactly!!

Conzales
05-13-2008, 22:39
Fifth gear is crap!!! You cannot compare it to Top Gear!!

lol, i like both but top gear is the top gear.

Why be fifth when you can be top.:D

Hamsterwaffle
05-13-2008, 22:42
Why be fifth when you can be top.:D

Theres a filthy filthy joke somewhere in that statement. But Top Gear is still one of the best shows ever made. I think there is an over 10 year waiting list for the audience.

Conzales
05-13-2008, 22:43
Top Gear is something that unites us as a nation.

Hamsterwaffle
05-13-2008, 22:45
Top Gear is something that unites us as a nation.

It unites everyone. A porn star, an amish guy, an LA gangbanger and a Tory MP could all sit down and enjoy top gear together.

Conzales
05-13-2008, 23:01
It unites everyone. A porn star, an amish guy, an LA gangbanger and a Tory MP could all sit down and enjoy top gear together.

Even Salmond and Gordon

Hamsterwaffle
05-13-2008, 23:02
Even Salmond and Gordon

Even Nick Griffin and Keith Vaz.

Conzales
05-13-2008, 23:03
Why have war when you can have Top Gear :D

Hamsterwaffle
05-13-2008, 23:05
Why have war when you can have Top Gear :D

If Al-Qaeda were sent Top Gear dvds, they wouldn't want to fight anymore.

Conzales
05-14-2008, 13:32
If Al-Qaeda were sent Top Gear dvds, they wouldn't want to fight anymore.

Top Gear is the solution for World Peace!!!!

mo .R.
05-14-2008, 15:21
omg!! the man who gave use some pschology revision lessons today looks like james off top gear lmao!!! :D :D

5nicholsj
05-22-2008, 18:25
love it !
it cool!

Samantha Stainforth
05-22-2008, 18:37
omg!! the man who gave use some pschology revision lessons today looks like james off top gear lmao!!! :D :D

lol cool
maybe it was.........

matt christodoulou
05-22-2008, 18:37
love it !
it cool!

you r correct, it is cool, as the challenges and everything is mint.

mo .R.
05-22-2008, 18:38
lol cool
maybe it was.........

nah lol :)

he was great though really nice and cool :cool:

Sonya
07-08-2008, 18:08
I've just bought a top gear box set.....

coruscant
07-13-2008, 16:15
Top Gear is only of the best shows on TV, I love when they're doing challenges and Hammond and Clarkson bump and scratch May's car. It was great when they put cheese in his engine the other day :D

XxOo-Jess-oOxX
07-17-2008, 19:18
luv it - it makes me LAUGH!!!!
(BELIEVE ME ,THERE'S A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING:p )

coruscant
07-18-2008, 12:24
The America road trip one was great as well.

Azeem
07-18-2008, 13:08
The America road trip one was great as well.

QFT, it was awesome

Gotlieb Alexander
07-21-2008, 22:36
OK, on Top Gear on sunday they had those classic cars and the lists of all the people who had owned one.

Clarkson presented a list of dictators who had previously owned his mercedes and I couldn't help noticing that sneaked in there amongst Castro, Hussein and the like was...F W De Clerk!

Are the BBC comparing a list of murderous dictators with the man who ended South African apartheid?

EmmaGallen
07-21-2008, 22:37
I haven't seen that one yet... But that's quite funny... Probably jsut all rich people...

Paul
07-21-2008, 22:47
OK, on Top Gear on sunday they had those classic cars and the lists of all the people who had owned one.

Clarkson presented a list of dictators who had previously owned his mercedes and I couldn't help noticing that sneaked in there amongst Castro, Hussein and the like was...F W De Clerk!

Are the BBC comparing a list of murderous dictators with the man who ended South African apartheid?

He wasn't a dictator - just because he was only elected by whites...

Are we suggesting that pre-suffragettes all PMs were dictators*?

*I know there were more blacks than women disenfranchised - closest i could think of.

Gotlieb Alexander
07-21-2008, 22:50
He wasn't a dictator - just because he was only elected by whites...

Are we suggesting that pre-suffragettes all PMs were dictators*?

*I know there were more blacks than women disenfranchised - closest i could think of.

surely they can't blame De Clerk for who elected him, especialy as it was him to changed the system to give blacks voting rights.

laura-hanna
09-25-2008, 13:05
Love it or loathe it Top Gear is Top Gear and I'm one of these people who will sit and watch 'dave' everyday (and for QI which is brilliant. and Mock the Week)
I just think it's hilarious.

orcprocess
09-25-2008, 13:42
Love it or loathe it Top Gear is Top Gear and I'm one of these people who will sit and watch 'dave' everyday (and for QI which is brilliant. and Mock the Week)
I just think it's hilarious.

I dislike Top Gear almost as much as Dave.

laura-hanna
09-25-2008, 13:45
'Dave' is funny. I just think that whenever I'm watching it I like the repeats of things but not the repeats of Top Gear cause they cut out all the banter. Which is the point of the show

Patriot 167
09-25-2008, 18:22
As a way of life, I now work with Clarkson's way of doing things. Bigger if better. More is better. And faster if better.:D

Its because of that, I (last christmas) order my cards off moonpig, and I got a large quantity of large christmas cards.

Austin Sheridan
09-25-2008, 19:17
Top Gear is without a doubt one of if not the best thing on TV.

Great something we agree on :D

laura-hanna
10-09-2008, 13:13
TOP GEAR IS BACK ON THE TELLY on the 26th OCTOBER 2008, BBC 2 8o'clock.
It was in the Top Gear magazine.
James has had his hair cut. :D :D :D :D
Happy Days!!!!!!!!

Patriot 167
10-09-2008, 13:31
TOP GEAR IS BACK ON THE TELLY on the 26th OCTOBER 2008, BBC 2 8o'clock.
It was in the Top Gear magazine.
James has had his hair cut. :D :D :D :D
Happy Days!!!!!!!!

Party at Clarkson's house!

Marcus89
10-09-2008, 14:55
TOP GEAR IS BACK ON THE TELLY on the 26th OCTOBER 2008, BBC 2 8o'clock.
It was in the Top Gear magazine.
James has had his hair cut. :D :D :D
Happy Days!!!!!!!!

OMG! JAMES HAS DONE WHAT? :eek:

matt christodoulou
10-09-2008, 16:00
OMG! JAMES HAS DONE WHAT? :eek:

I know. I wonder what he would look like .lol.

EmmaGallen
10-09-2008, 16:38
Was that an old one at 7 on Sunday?

Rosie Gibson
10-09-2008, 16:41
My little brothers watch it, and I always find myself getting distracted and watching it too!

laura-hanna
10-13-2008, 12:06
I found out today that the first toy 'Paddington Bear' was made by a Shirley and Eddie Clarkson who gave the prototype to they're children: Joanna and Jeremy Charles Robert. Shirley dressed it in Wellington boots to help it stay upright. So Jeremy Clarkson is in a way the founder of Paddington Bear aswell as Top Gear.

Austin Sheridan
10-14-2008, 19:27
TOP GEAR IS BACK ON THE TELLY on the 26th OCTOBER 2008, BBC 2 8o'clock.
It was in the Top Gear magazine.
James has had his hair cut.
Happy Days!!!!!!!!

Great I can't wait.

Post 2,000 spent talking about top gear. What great a way to spend it:D

laura-hanna
10-15-2008, 08:24
Sorry I got it wrong TOP GEAR IS BACK 2ND OF NOVEMBER
still HAPPY DAYS :D :D :D :D
This time for a 8 part series not 6!
Go Slow, Paddington Bear (Clarkson) and Hamster.!!!!!

matt christodoulou
10-15-2008, 18:57
Sorry I got it wrong TOP GEAR IS BACK 2ND OF NOVEMBER
still HAPPY DAYS :D :D :D :D
This time for a 8 part series not 6!
Go Slow, Paddington Bear (Clarkson) and Hamster.!!!!!

Doesn't matter anyway. Time flies. The 2nd of November will be soon knocking on our doors in no times.

JoeSavage
10-15-2008, 19:23
finally sunday nights will be back to glorious topgear

laura-hanna
10-16-2008, 08:32
Go Top Gear. I can enjoy Sunday nights now but as usual I'll be flicking between that and my period drama stuff

laura-hanna
11-03-2008, 12:08
It was really cool last night!!!
Love the lorry's no mention of Hamelot and James's hair or the NTA they won. STIG rules. There was a odd's thing in Radio times on the Stig and favourite is Russ Swift but there could be more than one Stig.:D

coruscant
11-03-2008, 16:35
My favourite bits were when Clarkson's lorry caught fire and Hammond's car fell off without him realising.

Patriot 167
11-03-2008, 17:18
My favourite part of the episode:

James May opens Richard's door to look at the car, Richard looks away.

R: It's bad isn't it. All the windows are smashed aren't they.

J: No, it's worse then that.

(The car isn't in the lorry.)

coruscant
11-03-2008, 20:57
The Stig is legendary though, he's brilliant.

Reecestatham
11-09-2008, 20:19
I LOVE TOP GEAR!!!
Talking of The Stig, I wonder who it actually is?

JoeSavage
11-09-2008, 20:30
could the morse code he was lsitening to have a clue to who he is or all the music and languages they may link into him/her or other genders that alien species have

Reecestatham
11-09-2008, 21:05
I don't know, that may just be for entertainment.

Conzales
11-10-2008, 09:36
The morse code says:

"Strictly Come Dancing is crap", “I love cheese” , “I VOTED ROSS PEROT” and "Me Smell Cats".

Sylvester Okomboa
11-10-2008, 16:36
I LOVE TOP GEAR!!!
Talking of The Stig, I wonder who it actually is?

I reckon it's Ben Collins

Hamsterwaffle
11-10-2008, 19:25
I reckon it's Ben Collins
Well Ben Collins was named in the accident report into the Hammond accident, although isn't he a bit too tall?

laura-hanna
11-11-2008, 08:11
There could be two. My dad rekons it's Russ Swift and Ben Collins. Both were in the car football thing with the Aygo's and the Aygo's vs the Foxes.

Hamsterwaffle
11-11-2008, 09:59
I suppose it's unlikely we will ever know who The Stig is, as if we ever find out he will be fired and replaced like the Black Stig was, thereby our knowledge of who The Stig is will be incorrect.

Sylvester Okomboa
11-11-2008, 10:53
I suppose it's unlikely we will ever know who The Stig is, as if we ever find out he will be fired and replaced like the Black Stig was, thereby our knowledge of who The Stig is will be incorrect.

The last stig revealed his identity after being replaced, so I assume that when the stig is no more his identity will be revealed

Paul
11-11-2008, 16:30
Isn't it strange how Top Gear can keep this sort of stuff secret but the Government fail to keep a lot of things secret - and the stuff they try to keep secret gets hacked by the chinese!

It seems knowing would wreck the mystery here - or the ubergeeks who could hack in and find out aren't too in to Top Gear.

Sylvester Okomboa
11-11-2008, 17:13
Isn't it strange how Top Gear can keep this sort of stuff secret but the Government fail to keep a lot of things secret - and the stuff they try to keep secret gets hacked by the chinese!

It seems knowing would wreck the mystery here - or the ubergeeks who could hack in and find out aren't too in to Top Gear.
It seems clear to me, Jeremy Clarkson is charge of top gear, and he is a much better leader than anyone in government.

Clarkson for PM!!!

Reecestatham
11-11-2008, 20:40
It seems clear to me, Jeremy Clarkson is charge of top gear, and he is a much better leader than anyone in government.

Clarkson for PM!!!

HERE, HERE!!!
That would be the day. Talking of Morse Code, thank you to ConorMckay for deciphering (I apologise for spelling mistakes) the Morse Code.

james.sidney.kingman
11-12-2008, 09:06
clarkson for MP haha

i like him as a persenter but thats it

:rolleyes:

laura-hanna
11-13-2008, 08:07
There was a petition on the governments website. I think it should be reinstated. I would love Clarkson opposite Brown in the HoC. May for minister of transport, home sec, olympics minister, health sec and chancellor. Hammond for everythhing else especially education minister or Clarkson could have that.

RosieBowden
11-26-2008, 22:03
JERMERYYY CLARKKSONNN presents it
so i ask
how can anyone hate it?

Hamsterwaffle
11-26-2008, 22:04
JERMERYYY CLARKKSONNN presents it
so i ask
how can anyone hate it?
It's impossible for any sane person to hate it.......................................in the world.

you_can't_make_me_care
04-01-2009, 14:10
jeremy clarkson has insulted nearly everyone...and yet they keep watching it! he gets away with anything! who can hate that?:p

ciara_squires
04-01-2009, 14:32
i joined the campaign on facebook to get Top Gear to organise the opening of the 2012 olympics, that would be legend if they did.

Michael Prosser
04-01-2009, 15:32
i joined the campaign on facebook to get Top Gear to organise the opening of the 2012 olympics, that would be legend if they did.

Now matter how well they did it it could never be as good as the Beijjing one, Zhang Yimou choreographed it which alone makes it awesome, the fact that it was pretty awesome as well helps :p.

Daniel Frost
04-01-2009, 15:40
If Jeremy Clarkson was involved in anyway, it would be worse by over 9000%

Michael Prosser
04-01-2009, 16:32
If Jeremy Clarkson was involved in anyway, it would be worse by over 9000%

this conversation is not a meme...

Fred
04-02-2009, 07:30
Has anyone seen Clarkson island?? It's really funny mick take of Jermey Clarkson if you haven't watched, go on youtube. Now.

coruscant
04-06-2009, 15:58
I love that sketch!

Daniel Frost
04-06-2009, 19:47
It was hilarious, though I think it was quite a blatant rip of a MP's Flying Circus I saw...

Olik8
04-07-2009, 18:53
My favourite epsiode. Hammond versus the Typhoon :D