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Patriot 167
08-08-2008, 15:03
Have you got a problem?
What every it is, tell Uncle Patriot, and I'll guarantee you get the advice you need.
(Not a guarantee.)
Samantha Stainforth
08-08-2008, 15:21
How do convince your parents to be less overprotective of you?
How to convince others you are right for something, without sucking up to them or being fake and phoney?
Patriot 167
08-08-2008, 15:43
How do convince your parents to be less overprotective of you?
How to convince others you are right for something, without sucking up to them or being fake and phoney?
How do convince your parents to be less overprotective of you?
You could us your parents past again them, or you could confront them about the problem or show how your not a child anymore (in some way).
How to convince others you are right for something, without sucking up to them or being fake and phoney?
Look at what these people want and at whats going to make them think that your right for that something, then give it to them.
Samantha Stainforth
08-08-2008, 17:19
Thanks Uncle Patriot
soph41190
08-08-2008, 22:04
How do you illegally import Monkeys?
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 09:21
How do you illegally import Monkeys?
Wrap them in tin foil and bring them into the country hidden in a suitcase with some clothes in the case.
As soon as you clear customs, get them out the case, they could suffocate.
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 09:22
WARINING! : No one is to illegally import monkeys. It would be very illegal and wouldn't do the monkeys any good.
Marcus89
08-09-2008, 12:52
I need advice........
Whats the perfect murder?....
dear Patriot, how do i sort Marcus out? He is bang outa order!
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 12:56
I need advice........
Whats the perfect murder?....
Right, I've planned this out. Kill them, leaving no DNA or witness'. Then put there watch ahead an hour and then break the watch.
Then an hour later, go in the shops and buy something (keeping the receipt) then the police think you were in the shops at the time of the murder.
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 12:57
WARNING: Murder is still illegal in this country, so don't do it.
Marcus89
08-09-2008, 12:58
Right, I've planned this out. Kill them, leaving no DNA or witness'. Then put there watch ahead an hour and then break the watch.
Then an hour later, go in the shops and buy something (keeping the receipt) then the police think you were in the shops at the time of the murder.
Thats bloody brilliant!!!
WARNING: Murder is still illegal in this country, so don't do it.
Damnit! wait..I knew that....
:(
ciara_squires
08-09-2008, 13:00
Wrap them in tin foil and bring them into the country hidden in a suitcase with some clothes in the case.
As soon as you clear customs, get them out the case, they could suffocate.
ahh but wouldnt the tin-foil set the metal detectors off.... hmmmm
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 13:01
ahh but wouldnt the tin-foil set the metal detectors off.... hmmmm
Yeah, but they deflect the x-rays.
Samantha Stainforth
08-09-2008, 13:02
I need advice........
Whats the perfect murder?....
Dont go too far marcus......
Samantha Stainforth
08-09-2008, 13:03
How do you illegally import Monkeys?
what a question!!
ciara_squires
08-09-2008, 13:04
Yeah, but they deflect the x-rays.
enlightening stuff.. im gonna get me some monkeys :cool:
Samantha Stainforth
08-09-2008, 13:06
enlightening stuff.. im gonna get me some monkeys :cool:
good idea. monkeys are cool
So uncy patriot, how do i get rid/deal with marcus?
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 13:38
So uncy patriot, how do i get rid/deal with marcus?
I'm not prepared to help you, because of you recent postings, and I will aid nothing that tries to get rid/deal with Marcus.
I'm not prepared to help you, because of you recent postings, and I will aid nothing that tries to get rid/deal with Marcus.
Great, thanks for nothing!
Marcus89
08-09-2008, 13:43
Dont go too far marcus......
I'm only making a joke of the situation, I do it often.
I'm not prepared to help you, because of you recent postings, and I will aid nothing that tries to get rid/deal with Marcus.
You can tell him, it's not going to work. This wouldn't be the first time someone has tried to get rid of me. More like the second time really lol.
Great, thanks for nothing!
Getting rid of me is going to do what? seriously?
Getting rid of me is going to do what? seriously?
GET YOU THE F UCK AWAY FROM ME!
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 13:49
GET YOU THE F UCK AWAY FROM ME!
Somethings wrong with you, now you can't stop swearing.
soph41190
08-09-2008, 13:49
Wrap them in tin foil and bring them into the country hidden in a suitcase with some clothes in the case.
As soon as you clear customs, get them out the case, they could suffocate.
THANKS!
....Now I know why all the Monkey's died.....
:D:D:D:
soph41190
08-09-2008, 13:51
Right, I've planned this out. Kill them, leaving no DNA or witness'. Then put there watch ahead an hour and then break the watch.
Then an hour later, go in the shops and buy something (keeping the receipt) then the police think you were in the shops at the time of the murder.
I was about to jump in there and accuse you of AMATEURISH murder ;) but then I noticed the watch thing..
That's pretty clever bedizzle... have you dooone this before!? WE SO HAVE TO TEAM UP!
Though, i might need to take a course because I haven't...well killed anyone...in ages ;) :D
soph41190
08-09-2008, 13:54
what a question!!
Are you suggesting I was JESTING!? (I'm a poet and I.....wasn't up until recently aware :rolleyes: :) ;) )
You're only jealous because I am making quite the profit off the black market, benefiting from the ant-eye Monkey slavery laws (eye being american accent yall :) )
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 13:55
That's pretty clever bedizzle... have you dooone this before!? WE SO HAVE TO TEAM UP!
Though, i might need to take a course because I haven't...well killed anyone...in ages ;) :D
I've never killed before, and hope I never have to, but you sound like you have done this before, have you?
soph41190
08-09-2008, 13:57
Great, thanks for nothing!
Ayea there chap.
Right above you there is a lovely metal bar. See it? Ok grand.
I want you to reach up and hold on to it?....yeah? Cool.
Right now consider what it means to have truly 'got a grip' ok? Let's see if you can redefine that metaphor.
Got it?
Top Man.
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 13:59
Ayea there chap.
Right above you there is a lovely metal bar. See it? Ok grand.
I want you to reach up and hold on to it?....yeah? Cool.
Right now consider what it means to have truly 'got a grip' ok? Let's see if you can redefine that metaphor.
Got it?
Top Man.
This sounds like a crash course for murder.
"got a grip"-I'm not going to guess:confused:
Somethings wrong with you, now you can't stop swearing.
i am depressed, and angry, and i'm sorry for swearing at you! i have no right, and i am soooo angry!
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 14:01
i am depressed, and angry, and i'm sorry for swearing at you! i have no right, and i am soooo angry!
Count to ten, count to ten!
Count to ten, count to ten!
sorry patriot, but marcus has gone too far
soph41190
08-09-2008, 14:02
i am depressed, and angry, and i'm sorry for swearing at you! i have no right, and i am soooo angry!
This is no way of dealing with your anger.
soph41190
08-09-2008, 14:02
This whole thing really reminds me of a play I saw...
Chatroom and Citezenship?
Anyone? lolzersitis.
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 14:05
This whole thing really reminds me of a play I saw...
Chatroom and Citezenship?
Anyone? lolzersitis.
What's it about?
This is no way of dealing with your anger.
well don't get involved. don't read it, and marcus and i will continue, and sort it out
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 14:07
This whole thing really reminds me of a play I saw...
Chatroom and Citezenship?
Anyone? lolzersitis.
Also, which one is you on your avatar?
soph41190
08-09-2008, 14:09
Who are you to dictate to me what I can and can not do?
If there is a fight going on in a park, we are at right to interrupt, because its public property, and we are all entitled to have time there without being marred by anger and pathetic word-swapping. The same goes for this forum.
Instead of telling us where to get off, I think you guys need to do some real metaphoric 'sleeve-rolling' and deal with this privately kapeesh?
soph41190
08-09-2008, 14:10
Also, which one is you on your avatar?
Sadly I am the one on the right haha. :D:D Tis me and a buddy at the School Ball. Xmas Last year.
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 14:11
Who are you to dictate to me what I can and can not do?
If there is a fight going on in a park, we are at right to interrupt, because its public property, and we are all entitled to have time there without being marred by anger and pathetic word-swapping. The same goes for this forum.
Instead of telling us where to get off, I think you guys need to do some real metaphoric 'sleeve-rolling' and deal with this privately kapeesh?
Is that aimed at Ian or me?:confused:
soph41190
08-09-2008, 14:12
What's it about?
About kids hammering out their issues and contemplating all sorts of dark bedizzle on a forum. Except its really sad rather than frustrating haha. I saw one of the greatest performances I have ever seen in that small theatre. He was a young actor...been in...pfft, Eastenders once? No one famous, but damn he will be. I've seen tons and tons of brilliant stuff but I've never been hit in the gut by a performance more than that guy.
Sorry, bit of a tangent;)
soph41190
08-09-2008, 14:12
Is that aimed at Ian or me?:confused:
Ian!
Sorry, I should've quoted.
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 14:12
Sadly I am the one on the right haha. :D:D Tis me and a buddy at the School Ball. Xmas Last year.
I had hoped it was the one on right :cool:
soph41190
08-09-2008, 14:13
I had hoped it was the one on right :cool:
Oh har di bleeding har lol:cool:
Who created this 30 second rule GODAAMNIT!:eek: :p
Who are you to dictate to me what I can and can not do?
If there is a fight going on in a park, we are at right to interrupt, because its public property, and we are all entitled to have time there without being marred by anger and pathetic word-swapping. The same goes for this forum.
Instead of telling us where to get off, I think you guys need to do some real metaphoric 'sleeve-rolling' and deal with this privately kapeesh?
We tried that, but he dragged it onto here, so we are sorting it out. it is our problem. i was saying you dont have to get involved, NOT don't get involved. its up to you whether or not you want to join in, but we don't really want people joining in.
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 14:14
Oh har di bleeding har lol:cool:
It's true though.
soph41190
08-09-2008, 14:21
We tried that, but he dragged it onto here, so we are sorting it out. it is our problem. i was saying you dont have to get involved, NOT don't get involved. its up to you whether or not you want to join in, but we don't really want people joining in.
How could you bring it to a public forum hoping NO one would join in?
You can say 'oh well Marcus89 brought it up', but isn't posting provocative remarks in other threads just as bad?
To be honest, if you have spread your personal rivalry into everyone else's threads, then expect us to get involved with yours. When it was just the one, fair enough. But 3-4!? That's disruptive and personally, highly insulting to those of us with the sparse enough amount of dignity to keep our private lives just that.
soph41190
08-09-2008, 14:22
It's true though.
Thank you :)
How could you bring it to a public forum hoping NO one would join in?
You can say 'oh well Marcus89 brought it up', but isn't posting provocative remarks in other threads just as bad?
To be honest, if you have spread your personal rivalry into everyone else's threads, then expect us to get involved with yours. When it was just the one, fair enough. But 3-4!? That's disruptive and personally, highly insulting to those of us with the sparse enough amount of dignity to keep our private lives just that.
I WAS KEEPING IT TO 1. I DID NOT POST ANYTHING IN THE OTHERS UNTIL I READ WHAT WAS GOING ON!
soph41190
08-09-2008, 14:36
I WAS KEEPING IT TO 1. I DID NOT POST ANYTHING IN THE OTHERS UNTIL I READ WHAT WAS GOING ON!
"How do I get rid of Marcus?"
I think that speaks for itself. Fact is, sure he rather ill-advisedly brought this into one thread. But you have not exactly contained it.
All I'm saying, without getting into a rather pathetic argument with you (because to be honest, all 'online' arguments are incredibly sad) that you can not expect us to get out of the way as you trample all over this site leaving a trail of ruin in your wake. We are not obliged to make way until your petty score is settled. We want to get on with things. To those of us who don't spend their lives on the internet, this is a fun 'rainy day passtime'. It does not need to be ruined by a petty adolescent warfare.
Patriot 167
08-09-2008, 14:39
"How do I get rid of Marcus?"
I think that speaks for itself. Fact is, sure he rather ill-advisedly brought this into one thread. But you have not exactly contained it.
All I'm saying, without getting into a rather pathetic argument with you (because to be honest, all 'online' arguments are incredibly sad) that you can not expect us to get out of the way as you trample all over this site leaving a trail of ruin in your wake. We are not obliged to make way until your petty score is settled. We want to get on with things. To those of us who don't spend their lives on the internet, this is a fun 'rainy day passtime'. It does not need to be ruined by a petty adolescent warfare.
I'm thinking of restarting all the threads used in the Ian/Marcus thing, so we can go on without this stigma attacked to us.
Marcus89
08-09-2008, 14:41
I'm thinking of restarting all the threads used in the Ian/Marcus thing, so we can go on without this stigma attacked to us.
I was actually wondering how does one contact the Mod to delete threads, PMs?
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